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Peacewolf’s Stories

Stories by the awesome Peacewolf! (co-author of our CP story Silver.)

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1 peacewolf February 2, 2009 at 8:44 pm

Heres a story:

BOB AND THE DONUT: By PeaceWolf

Once, a long time ago, there was a magical donut. It was said to obtain magical powers. Eh, but no one believed in it so they flushed it down the royal toilet.

2,000,000 years after 2000 BC ( Before Comedy ), a penguin named Bob was doing sewer maintenence. The penguin was rummaging through the poo when he spied the Donut. It was covered in slime and grease, but Bob didn’t care. He longed for a donut because his boss never gave them to his workers. Infact, his boss never even paid Bob, thus making him not even be able to afford a donut.
So Bob wouldn’t let this great oppurtunity slip by. Bob stuffed the donut into his mouth, but seconds later….
He barfed. YUCK.

Bob had a sick stomach for the rest of the evening. He even had to leave his wonderful job and go home to rest.
However, when the penguin was lying on the couch, he didn’t notice a speck of puke under his beak glowing. The only time he even had a clue as to what was going on was when he started floating.
“What the….”, Bob started to say, but he couldn’t finish his sentence. The donut was starting to be digested, so it’s powers were having little affect on him now.
Bob sighed as he landed on the floor with a THUMP. That miraculous event was now over.

But reader, don’t be sad. The donut will come back out of him after 6 more hours……

THE END! A Stupid Story By PeaceWolf

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