Once, a long time ago, there was a magical donut. It was said to obtain magical powers. Eh, no one belived it so they flushed down the royal toilet.
2,000,000 after 2000 B.C. (Before Comedy) a penguin names Bob was doing sewer maintenence. The penguin was rummaging through the poo when he spied the Donut. It was covered in slime and grease, but Bob didn’t care. He longed for a donut because his boss never gave them to his workers. Infact, his boss never even paid Bob, thus making him not even be able to afford a donut. So Bob wouldn’t let this great oppurtunity slip by. Bob stuffed the donut into his mouth, but seconds later….
He barfed. YUCK.
Bob had a sick stomach for the rest of the evening. He even had to leave his wonderful job and go home to rest.
However, when the penguin was lying on the couch, he didn’t notice a speck of puke under his beak glowing. The only time he even had a clue as to what was going on was when he started floating.
“What the….”, Bob started to say, but he couldn’t finish his sentence. The donut was starting to be digested, so it’s powers were having little affect on him now.
Bob sighed as he landed on the floor with a THUMP. That miraculous event was now over.
But reader, don’t be sad. The donut will come back out of him after 6 more hours……
THE END
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awwww…thanks!
LOL Me likes Donuts!
Hey, It’s PeaceWolf. Sorry, I was too lazy to log onto my account LOL. Anyways, heres another random story I just thought of now.
RICK ASTLEY GOES ON CLUBPENGUIN- By: PeaceWolf
One day, at the studio, Rick Astley wanted to do something interesting on the internet. Although he was an adult, Rick wanted to talk to kids because he missed being young. When he was young he didn’t have to shave or do anything involving bodily hair. So, Rick Astley went to Disney.com because he knew it was a site constantly visited by kids. Rick didn’t want to dress up like Hannah Montana to attract children because he knew he wouldn’t look good in tight pants. ( Urp….Just the thought of a man in tight pants is sickening LOL).
Rick Astley searched the site until he spied a link ‘www.clubpenguin.com’.
“That looks cool.” Rick said, and he clicked the URL.
He was then brought to the website. He made his penguin and named it
‘AstleyMan123′. Rick became a member and played some games. He dressed his penguin in a hot bikini and then talked to some children. Suddenly,however, a girl named ‘WoggaWogga’ approached him. “Astleyman123′?” she said aloud, “What are you, Rick Astley!?”
Rick astley replied, “Yes, Yes I am.”
WoggaWogga started laughing which annoyed Rick Astley. He used his Rick Astley powers to blow up his computer, which well, cost him well over 1,500 dollars.
Smooth move, Rick Astley. Smooooooooooth.
The End? A Stupid Story By: PeaceWolf
Lol, that Rick Astley story was random. XD