One day, at the studio, Rick Astley wanted to do something interesting on the internet. Although he was an adult, Rick wanted to talk to kids because he missed being young. When he was young he didn’t have to shave or do anything involving bodily hair. So, Rick Astley went to Disney.com because he knew it was a site constantly visited by kids. Rick didn’t want to dress up like Hannah Montana to attract children because he knew he wouldn’t look good in tight pants. ( Urp….Just the thought of a man in tight pants is sickening LOL).
Rick Astley searched the site until he spied a link ‘www.clubpenguin.com’.
“That looks cool.” Rick said, and he clicked the URL.
He was then brought to the website. He made his penguin and named it
‘AstleyMan123′. Rick became a member and played some games. He dressed his penguin in a hot bikini and then talked to some children. Suddenly,however, a girl named ‘WoggaWogga’ approached him. “Astleyman123′?” she said aloud, “What are you, Rick Astley!?”
Rick astley replied, “Yes, Yes I am.”
WoggaWogga started laughing which annoyed Rick Astley. He used his Rick Astley powers to blow up his computer, which well, cost him well over 1,500 dollars.
Smooth move, Rick Astley. Smooooooooooth.
The End?
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looooool. XD I was in a rush to finish it because I was watching the 3rd Mummy movie in my hotel room.
wait…did you say hotel room??